teenwhoops:

i’m glad we don’t have to hunt for our food any more.. i don’t even know where Sandwiches live 

jumbaco:

if you didnt have an avril lavigne phase youre a liar

how am i meant to control my life i can’t even control my hair

(Source: peewentz)

• person: hey baby did it hurt when you fell from heaven
• me: are you implying that i am satan
• person: no, i--
• me: because you're right i am

lil-bo-peeping:

*walks up to hot person’s parents* my compliments to the chef

(Source: googlefraps)